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nvd
06 Sep : 07:14
kvo stava priqteli? ... 
kade ste se zagubili? ...
Ivo Datchev
04 Sep : 18:44
ще им звънна утре,виж това: [link]
Irena
03 Sep : 08:30
6to taka nikoi ne otgovaria.Ivo 6te odari6 li edno ramo za taja televizia.
Irena
02 Sep : 16:33
zdraveite. da pitam samo moje li niakoi da se obadi v ofisa na INTELSAT v dubai i da pita hva6ta li se tozi satelit tam(intelsat 12)4e tam e televiziata deto ja pusnaha vivacom i ako mojem da hvanem ne6to da vzema ot bg edin resivar i karta.as si idvam drugia petak
Ivo Datchev
02 Sep : 09:12
Петък, 3 Септември пак се организираме от 13:00ч в Mall of the Emirates в Apres[link]
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!You know you've been in the Middle East too long when...  1.You're not surprised to see a goat in the passenger seat 2.You think the uncut version of 'Little House on the Prairie' is provocative 3.You think every one's first name is Al 4.You need a sweater when it's 80 degrees Fahrenheit 5.You expect everyone to own a mobile phone 6.Your idea of housework is leaving a list for the houseboy /babysitter/maid/helper 7.You believe that speed limits are only advisory 8.You expect all police to drive BMWs or Merc's 9.You know whether you are within missile range of Iraq 10.You believe that the definition of a nanosecond is the time interval between the time the light turns green and the time that the guy behind you begins to blow his horn 11.You can't buy anything without asking for a discount 12.You expect all stores to stay open till midnight 13.You understand that 'wadi bashing' isn't a criminal act 14.You make left turns from the far right lane 15.You send friends a map instead of your address 16.You understand why huge 4x4s must slow down to a snail's pace whilst crossing a speed bump yet hurtle through a wadi at 100kph 17.You think that 'Howareyoufine' is one word. So is 'Mamsir' You think it perfectly normal to have a picnic in the middle of a roundabout at 11pm 18.You know exactly how much alcohol allowance you have left for the month 19.You have a moon phase predictor on your computer 20.You never say Saturday instead of Friday or Sunday instead of Saturday anymore 21.You accept that there is no point in asking why you are not allowed to do something 22.You expect queues to be 1 person de ep and 40 people wide 23.You realise that the black and white stripes in the road are not a zebra crossing, just bait to get tourists into the firing line 24.Seeing guys welcome each other with a kiss and hold hands while walking no longer distracts you 25.You carry 12 passport size photos around with you just in case 26.You can tell the time by listening to the local mosque 27.You think its a good night if there are fewer than 10 men for every woman in a bar 28.Phrases like 'potato peeler', 'dish washer', 'coffee maker' and 'fly swatter' are no longer household items but are actually job titles 29.Habibi isn't just the ex-president of Indonesia 30.Problem with your car AC or horn is more serious to you than a problem with the brakes Any more to add? .... [ Edited Sat Nov 08 2008, 07:53PM ] |
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I dont think so......It is right all of it:)))
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MOjesh da dobavish i ti neshto.. naprimer az mislia, che sum bila tvurde dulgo v UAE, sled kato: 1.KOgato v BG vlizam v niakoi magazin ochkvam niakoia filipinka ot drugia krai da vikne.."HI 'maaam!  [/b]
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Не само това, тук те гледат като влезнеш в магазин като полезно изкопаемо а там дори и да го обърнеш целият наопаки и не купиш нещо ти казват Welcome again:))) Много са разликите и просто няма как да настигнем Дубай за съжаление, страшно ми липсва и се надявам в близкото бъдеще да мога да се върна:))) Anna |
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Joined: Tue May 29 2007, 06:49AMLocation: Dubai,UAE Posts: 290 Thanked 97 times in 65 posts |
като се прибрах в БГ: 1. гледах с голям интерес списание Playboy и подобни по спирките 2. наистина очаквах да не слизам от колата на бензиностанцията (грешах) 3. задавах си въпроса "е защо няма онези купончета с номерцата" в полицията за регистрация на кола,за паспорт..... в една банка учудващо имаше Don't confuse kindness with weakness. (Swordfish) |
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1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.:) 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself. Tova go imam ot 2005 nasam, no e mnogo relevant za Dubai sushto:) |
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